Heather Setka is a writer of all genres. (Except poetry. Her poetry sucks.) In addition to writing for magazines, newspapers and the web, she's contributed to many CBC-Radio programs including DNTO and the Calgary Eyeopener. She lives with her daughter Ava in Calgary. As of last week, she's sporting a platinum blond asymmetrical 'do. If any fifth graders make fun of her, she plans to kick them in the shins.